According to the Miami Herald, 37-year-old Shanetta Yvette Wilson let out a loud fart in a dollar store, and when someone called her out on it, she pulled a knife on him; said she was going to gut him. She wound up charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The case is being touted as an argument for shouting the classic, defensive line, “you smelt it, you dealt it” (as opposed to reaching for your knife. Seldom an appropriate social response).