A not too bright businessman looking for love in all the wrong places says he was conned out of a small fortune by an escort agency, which promised to hook him up with Megan Fox and other A-list stars.


Yu ‘Martin’ Xu claims to have paid $3.7 million to the Sydney-based agency Royal Court Escort for ‘sexual services’ from Megan Fox, Independence Day actress Angelababy, and Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel. Unsurprisingly, none of the stars turned up, leaving the naive Xu so furious that he decided to sue Royal Court Escorts to try and get his cash back, The Daily Mail reports.


Mr Xu’s statement of claim said:

It was agreed that if (Mr Xu) paid the sum of $3.7 million (the agency) would provide Megan Fox, Candice Swanepoel and ‘Angelababy’ as escorts for sexual services.


Incredibly though, rather than hold their hands up and say ‘yeah we tricked him,’ Royal Court Escorts are actually defending their claim, although they’re yet to submit a defence….