Are You Ready To Get “Punk In Drublic” With Fat Mike, NOFX & More?
PHILADELPHIA, PA- Fat Mike & NOFX have announced dates and locations for their much-anticipated festival “Punk In Drublic”. Named after their highly successful album released in 1994, NOFX employed the brewing expertise of Stone Brewing in creating a commemorative brew just for this event. The…
Jeff Sessions Rolling Papers, Tortoise Sex & Man’s Anus Falls Out From Sitting on Toilet To Long
A man in China had his anus fall out after sitting on the toilet to long looking at his phone. A Tortoise fucked his species out of the brink of extinction fathering 800 offspring. Lastly Jeff Sessions Rolling Papers are here because trolling the Attorney…
Curren$y Releases “Parking Lot Music” Project Ft. Ty Dolla $ign, E-40 & More
Curren$y has no shortage of music in the stash. The second he drops one project, he’s already working on the next one. It’s been a little over a month since the rapper released his last EP, The Spring Collection which followed his collaborative project with Lex Luger on The Motivational Speech….
Blonde-Haired Moth With Small Genitals Named After Donald Trump
With just a few days until the White House gets rebranded with a big fat gold-plated “TRUMP” logo, “the Donald” has received the honor of having a new species of moth officially named after him: Neopalpa donaldtrumpi. Totally unrelated to the moths’ namesake, the new species has…
Student Sells Virginity To ‘Hollywood Actor’ For One Million Dollars
There are many things you sell as a cash strapped student; from battered text books to shoes which you have lost the receipt for. However, one British student took this a step further; auctioning her own virginity online to the highest bidder. 26-year-old Jasmin from London…
The Sabroso Craft Beer, Taco & Music Festival Kick Off It’s West Coast Tour April 7th In Dana Point
LOS ANGELES, CA- Following a successful outing in Dana Point last year, the Sabroso Craft Beer, Taco & Music Festival (powered by Gringo Bandito) is taking all of its craft beers, tacos and punk rock on the road for a regional tour that will kick off on…
Willie Nelson’s Luck Reunion Made Me An Outlaw And Brought Me Closer To Americana’s Roots
CLICK HERE FOR MORE SXSW AND LUCK REUNION 2018 COVERAGE! SPICEWOOD, TX- After a couple of days walking miles, and fighting drunken crowds, in the streets of Austin for SXSW, I was excited to enjoy a little reprieve and head out to Spicewood, TX to…
March For Our Lives: By The Numbers
LOS ANGELES, CA- On March 24th, 2018, hundreds of thousands of men, women and children marched the streets of their respective cities to protest the need for universal background checks on all gun sales, the closing of gun show loopholes, a restoration of 1994 Federal…
Elon Musk Quit Facebook and So Can You
Whether or not he genuinely did not know what Facebook was and whether SpaceX had a Facebook page (hard to believe), he does appear to have taken some direct action because as of right now, the Facebook page for SpaceX no longer exists, ditto Tesla, and what…
PREGNANT COLLEGE STUDENT SEEKS 13 PATERNITY TESTS AFTER GANGBANG WITH FOOTBALL TEAM
Columbus, OH | A nineteen-year-old girl has officially asked an Ohio judge that several members of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team pass paternity tests to determine the father of her child. Jessica H. Cockburn, 19, says she partook in consensual sex with at least 13 members of the…
