Hollyhwood, CA- As dusk slowly draped itself over Hollywood Forever Cemetery last Sunday night, the hip-shaking sounds of rock ‘n roll echoed loudly, past granite headstones, beckoning ghosts from far and wide. DJ Howie Pyro put the record needle to the grooves of Lou Reed, the Cramps, Little Richard and T-Rex, essentially taunting some of […]
A Robot commits suicide by jumping into a pond, Kyrie Irving trolls LeBron James and Julio Jones looses a $150k diamond in a lake while jet skiing.
Echo Park, CA- Monday July 24, an uncharacteristically humid evening for Los Angeles, found a line wrapped around the unassuming entrance to the gritty Echo night club on Sunset Blvd in Echo Park. Though an hour before doors were set to open, those lined up buzzed with the anticipation of seeing the only child of Beatles […]
Last year, Eddie Vedder launched a new music festival that paired an amazing line-up with perfect So-Cal beach weather at Doheny State Beach. With more than 22, 000 attendees, last year’s festival was surely a success, and Mr. Vedder is bringing the relaxed vibes and music back to the Dana Point beaches with another stellar […]
Norco, CA- Nothing screams, “America!” louder than muscle cars, country music and craft beer, and what better way to pre-celebrate Independence Day than with a day-long festival that has all three? If you were lucky enough to catch wind of MuscleKingz’s inaugural car show and concert event on July 1st, 2017, then you know what I’m […]
Oral sex is producing dangerous gonorrhoea and a decline in condom use is helping it to spread, the World Health Organization has said. The sexually transmitted infection is rapidly developing resistance to antibiotics. Experts said the situation was “fairly grim” with few new drugs on the horizon. About 78 million people pick up the STI each […]
Hassan Jameel, Saudi Billionaire makes out with Rihanna. Scientist introduce money into Monkey society and quickly it escalates into a prostitution and criminal network. Lastly PETA attacks bacon and bacon nation fires back.
In a stunning move that came out of absolutely nowhere, the Oklahoma City Thunder have traded for Paul George, according to ESPN’s Ramona Shelburne. For weeks, we’ve known that George’s time in Indiana was drawing to a close, but no one even knew the Thunder were on the market for a player like that. In the trade, George will go to […]
At what point will America tell Fox, CNN & the rest to fuck off? CNN is on a mission to mislead it’s viewers. After being busted on one bogus story after another these last few months, a senior producer has been caught on tape admitting that the whole “Russian collusion” story is, as he put […]
It’s a really fucking weird week in the news. Killer whales are robbing fishermen in Alaska. Avocado heists reach new heights in Oxnard, CA and fucking tick bites are causing people to have red meat allergies! The end of the world is near on this Episode of The Late Great Show.
