Trump Tells Nasa To Return the Moon And Eventually Mars
Trump authorized the acting NASA administrator Robert M. Lightfoot Jr. to “lead an innovative space exploration program to send American astronauts back to the moon, and eventually Mars” during a White House signing ceremony. Standing with retired astronauts and Vice President Mike Pence, Trump touted…
Fires Burn California, Net Neutrality and Trump’s Dentures Fall Out
Deadly wildfires rage through Southern California. In the mist of it all a man saves a rabbit and restores faith in humanity. Net Neutrality is here and say goodbye to liberty. Lastly Donald Trump loses his dentures mid speech! All this and a pregnant weather…
Trump Recognizes Jerusalem as Israel’s Capital
President Trump on Wednesday formally recognized Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, reversing nearly seven decades of American foreign policy and setting in motion a plan to move the United States Embassy from Tel Aviv to the fiercely contested Holy City. “It is time to…
Trump vs LaVar Ball, Charles Manson Dies & Rapper Nelly gets creepy
Donald Trump and Lavar Ball trade shots over Lavar’s son’s arrest in China. Charles Manson dies in prison at the age of 83 and rapper Nelly will perform to an all male audience in Saudi Arabia. The Late Great Show with Aaron Monte is back…
See Alec Baldwin’s Donald Trump Fire Back at Bob Corker, Eminem on ‘SNL’
After a one-week absence, Alec Baldwin’s Donald Trump returned to Saturday Night Live with a cold open sketch where Trump distracts everyone at a rally on tax reform with rants about Mike Pence, Bob Corker and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson.
Jimmy Kimmel’s Plan to Save Us from Trump
Jimmy Kimmel’s Plan to Save Us from Trump is actually fucking genius…
Joe Rogan, DMT & Donald Trump
Another hilarious moment animated by PaulyToon from the Joe Rogan Experience #946 with Dennis McKenna about giving Donald Trump DMT via a robotic Russian hooker.
Tiger Woods DUI, Kathy Griffin Beheads Trump & Aliens are real
Police in Jupiter, Fla., released dash-cam footage Wednesday of the arrest of Tiger Woods for driving under the influence two days earlier. Griffin has apologized for the photos, taken by provocative celebrity photographer Tyler Shields of bloody Trump head and Robert Bigelow – who is working with…
Trump fires FBI director James Comey
President Donald Trump on Tuesday fired FBI Director James Comey, sweeping away the man who is responsible for the bureau’s investigation into whether members of his campaign team colluded with Russia in its interference in last year’s election. The bombshell announcement that sent shock and…
Trump Fires Bannon, North Korea Fires Missiles & Pepsi Fires Kendall Jenner
The shit show we call 2017 continues! Trump removes Steve Bannon security clearance, North Korea fires missiles saber rattling the U.S. and Pepsi shows that they have no idea what the fuck they are doing