Jeff Sessions Rolling Papers, Tortoise Sex & Man’s Anus Falls Out From Sitting on Toilet To Long
A man in China had his anus fall out after sitting on the toilet to long looking at his phone. A Tortoise fucked his species out of the brink of extinction fathering 800 offspring. Lastly Jeff Sessions Rolling Papers are here because trolling the Attorney…
Curren$y Releases “Parking Lot Music” Project Ft. Ty Dolla $ign, E-40 & More
Curren$y has no shortage of music in the stash. The second he drops one project, he’s already working on the next one. It’s been a little over a month since the rapper released his last EP, The Spring Collection which followed his collaborative project with Lex Luger on The Motivational Speech….
Blonde-Haired Moth With Small Genitals Named After Donald Trump
With just a few days until the White House gets rebranded with a big fat gold-plated “TRUMP” logo, “the Donald” has received the honor of having a new species of moth officially named after him: Neopalpa donaldtrumpi. Totally unrelated to the moths’ namesake, the new species has…
Student Sells Virginity To ‘Hollywood Actor’ For One Million Dollars
There are many things you sell as a cash strapped student; from battered text books to shoes which you have lost the receipt for. However, one British student took this a step further; auctioning her own virginity online to the highest bidder. 26-year-old Jasmin from London…
So EZ – Take A Chance
Artist So EZ presents his first video off his new EP Soezsundays for his record Take A Chance. The video was shot by Slim Gus on behalf of One Dream Creative Director Asha Lay. Be sure to follow @iamsoez @soezsundays @sangriafive & Listen to Soezsundays everywhere…
Migos – Walk It Talk It ft. Drake
Jam out with Migos and Drake to kick off the weekend!
Elon Musk Quit Facebook and So Can You
Whether or not he genuinely did not know what Facebook was and whether SpaceX had a Facebook page (hard to believe), he does appear to have taken some direct action because as of right now, the Facebook page for SpaceX no longer exists, ditto Tesla, and what…
PREGNANT COLLEGE STUDENT SEEKS 13 PATERNITY TESTS AFTER GANGBANG WITH FOOTBALL TEAM
Columbus, OH | A nineteen-year-old girl has officially asked an Ohio judge that several members of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team pass paternity tests to determine the father of her child. Jessica H. Cockburn, 19, says she partook in consensual sex with at least 13 members of the…
Do you have what it takes to be the Next Marijuana Millionaire?
The world’s most successful cannabis businessman BigMike Straumietis is looking for one motivated, determined entrepreneur with a burning desire to make it big in cannabis. If you’re passionate about the cannabis industry and think you have what it takes to be a huge success, then…
Why eating healthy is so expensive in America
The American dinner plate is deficient in nutritious produce, and part of the problem is cost. Because diets low in fruits and vegetables have serious consequences, health advocates have tried to incentivizes Americans to choose apples over donuts for years but with little success. In…
